Best Matt Groening Quotes
- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. Beer
- You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. Head
- Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations,… Attempt
- A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what… All
- I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books… Book
- It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have. Hard
- You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it. Embrace
- The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny. Comedies
- I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand, one abomination, underhanded… Abomination
- For some reason, a lot of Hollywood big shots are curious to see how they'd be drawn with bulging eyes and no chin. Big
- Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the show, but my… Acid
- A lot of American shows don't last for as long as 12 episodes. They get cut after one. But certainly one of the great things… American
- Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. Across
- Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means… Artistic
- God often gives nuts to toothless people. Gives
- When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. Authorities
- Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. Alcohol
- Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? Donuts
- Sometimes people try to read into my strip and find out what my state of mind is. And I can say if I'm in a… Comic
- Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. Emotional
- I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun. Careful
- It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move… Bit
- A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things. Bedtime
- As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to… Akbar
- Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing. Alternative
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