Ironic and jittery, we are puzzled by the old heroes with their fighting, boasting, and cocksure lovemaking. — Mason Cooley Boast Copy Share Image
An imprudent enemy is less dangerous than an imprudent friend. — Mason Cooley Dangerous Copy Share Image
Giving out crowns to everyone will not make a nation of kings. — Mason Cooley Crowns Copy Share Image
A successful restaurant makes everything in it, including the patrons, seem a little better than they are. — Mason Cooley Including Copy Share Image
Pursuit of the approximate can conclude. Not so pursuit of the absolute. — Mason Cooley Absolutes Copy Share Image
The harp is an insipid instrument--no good for dancing, feasting, or marching, only for sitting primly in a parlor or on a… — Mason Cooley Clouds Copy Share Image
Street sign: Ho Hum Road & Easy Street In retirement, I look for days off from my days off. — Mason Cooley Days off Copy Share Image
Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason — Mason Cooley Friendship Copy Share Image
My mother's mild-eyed sadness looks at me from the eyes of those I love. — Mason Cooley Eye Copy Share Image
The sacred is found boring by many who find the uncanny fascinating. — Mason Cooley Boring Copy Share Image
You are as happy as you think you are, but not necessarily as miserable as you imagine. — Mason Cooley Happiness Copy Share Image
“Reading gives us some place to go when we have to stay where we are.” — Mason Cooley Reading Copy Share Image