All Mae West Quotes
- JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it. Best
- The curve is more powerful than the sword. Curve
- I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction. Biographies
- I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? Alone
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Excitement
- I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde. Blonde
- Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself. Funny
- Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. Adoration
- Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it. Booger
- I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it. Easy
- Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'. Beautiful
- It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect. All
- You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles. Admire
- No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most. Humorous
- I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find… Been
- You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest. Any
- Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different. Alike
- Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook. Cause
- Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years. All
- Brains are an asset, if you hide them. Asset
- You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Amazing Life
- I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself. Crazy
- Too much of a good thing can be taxing. Good
- Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign. Domestic
- Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week. Day