All Mae West Quotes
- Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time. Bladed
- Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. All
- Saving love doesn't bring any interest. Advice
- Men are easy to get but hard to keep Easy
- So many men, so little time. Little
- An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away Day
- To err is human, but is feels divine. Divine
- Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it. Family
- It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it. Action
- Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one Advice
- When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see,… Listen
- A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid Afraid
- Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. Caught
- Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself. History
- Sex is an emotion in motion Emotion
- Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them. Coming
- Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. Empowerment
- Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on up. Any
- I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked. Believe
- I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do. Die
- Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you. Diaries
- When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. Always Like
- When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. Bad
- (During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?' Mae… Accused
- Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office. Box