All Mae West Quotes
- I believe in the single standard -- for men and women. Believe
- It takes two to get one in trouble. Get One
- Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . .… Ah
- Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em. Ems
- For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore. Anymore
- Beulah, peel me a grape Beulah
- Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you Autobiography
- When in doubt take a bath Bath
- Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you. Ever Take
- I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself Funny
- March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb. Funny
- Men are my life, diamonds are my career. Career
- When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin. Finance
- Never ask a man where he has been. Ask
- Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you. Appear
- It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts. Counts
- Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury. Certain
- How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inches! Big
- Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces. Marriage
- Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Always Pick
- I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Drifted
- When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. Bad
- Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain. Boyfriend
- I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. Carrots
- Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided. Avoided