All Mae West Quotes
- The best way to behave is to misbehave. Behave
- Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. Curve
- Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money. Crawlin
- Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini... Beer
- Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway… Angeles
- I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get. Consider
- Tira begins to sing "I'm No Angel" to him as the screen fades: Baby, I can warm you with this love of mine. I'm No… Angel
- Tira: Whatever you're thinkin' you're wrong. I only like him like a brother. You ain't got nothin' to worry about. . . . Say listen… Alicia
- I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one. Funny
- Come up and see me sometime. Dance
- If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot. Best
- Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action Action
- I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and… Able
- I’ve been things and I've seen places. Been
- I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without. Go
- Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa? Don T
- Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are. Curves
- I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the… Believe
- Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays. Ever Make
- Flattery will get you everywhere. Everywhere
- I'd like to see Paris before I die. Die
- When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity. Inspirational
- Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either. Bad
- Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible. All
- Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out… Alibi