Best Lewis Black Quotes
- I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. Awake
- I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off… Allows
- I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic. Folks
- I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the… Art
- I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet. Another Planet
- I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated. Cnn
- I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing,… Ask
- I'm a happy person but an angry citizen. Angry
- I'm a selfish, little pig of a man. Little
- I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say. Amazed
- I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke. Constantly
- I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. Comic
- I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real… Always Really
- I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute. Airline
- If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare. Anymore
- If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?' Base
- Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit. Becoming
- Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I… College
- Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me. Created
- My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter. Course
- My problem has always been with authority, and I'm sure if anybody understands that, it's people in uniform. Anybody
- My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road. Been
- Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!' Cbs
- One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger. Anger
- Political audiences are not fun. Audience
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