Best Jeff Foxworthy Quotations
- You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light Dog
- If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck Front
- If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck Deer
- I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a… Across
- If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck. Anthem
- If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck. Ahve
- Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We… Age
- I know God is real. God
- I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money. Always Locked
- I know God is real. I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. God
- The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more. Ago
- Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. Buying
- I LIVE IN THE ESTROGEN OCEAN Estrogen
- I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it. Alot
- A free book that comes to my house full of nothing but women in their underwear? God Bless America! America
- If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot… Break
- On life's list of fun things to do, [visiting my in-laws] comes in somewhere below sitting in a tub full of scissors. Full
- You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car. Car
- You might be a redneck if...your family tree doesn't fork. Family
- You might be a redneck if...you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. Dom Perignon
- You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado. Been
- You might be a redneck if...your child's first words are 'Attention K-Mart shoppers!' Attention
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