"Getting married for sex is like buying a……" — Jeff Foxworthy

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• If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice. — Norman Ralph Augustine
• Buying is a profound pleasure. — Simone de Beauvoir
• If you're not buying recycled products, you're not really recycling. — Ed Begley, Jr.
• In the old days, you would have one lawyer to handle everything: speeding tickets, buying a house, contracts, litigation, real… — James Belushi
• When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be… — Lewis Black
• Get your friends together, go to your local bookstore and have a book-buying party. — Roy Blount, Jr.
• Collecting is more than just buying objects. — Eli Broad
• Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the… — Joyce Brothers
• Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
• When the farmer can sell directly to the consumer, it is a more active process. There's more contact. The consumer… — Jerry Brown
• Only buy something that you'd be perfectly happy to hold if the market shut down for 10 years. — Warren Buffett
• I have an expensive hobby: buying homes, redoing them, tearing them down and building them up the way they want… — Sandra Bullock

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