Iliza Shlesinger

Whether it be the gym or telling a guy to stop mistreating me or getting through school with a C+ average but…

— Iliza Shlesinger

I've never been the kind of woman that hates other women, particularly based on their attractiveness.

— Iliza Shlesinger

I really wanted to do a deep-dive into the idea that women are always called 'crazy,' and we are painted with such…

— Iliza Shlesinger

When I started my career, I started with black comics: Bruce Bruce, Mark Curry, Bill Bellamy. It takes all kinds of influences.

— Iliza Shlesinger

At a certain point, I had so much artwork that I decided to respect the art and present them in a nice…

— Iliza Shlesinger

I think people have to understand that 'empowering' for women doesn't mean negating men.

— Iliza Shlesinger

There's nothing 'flash in the pan' about my career. It's been built fan by fan, city by city.

— Iliza Shlesinger

It's only through aging and going through heartbreak and loss and successes and failures that you can look back and look at…

— Iliza Shlesinger

Women are often scrutinized when they have pets that men wouldn't have. We are immediately faulted for having the wrong kind of…

— Iliza Shlesinger

You can't go to the bathroom alone... you might not come back. Cause no girl's ever been to the bathroom alone and…

— Iliza Shlesinger

Both are salty, one will give me carpal tunnel, I'll go with the fries.

— Iliza Shlesinger

When you can analyze situations and figure out what's best for you, based on you and not some preconceived notion of what…

— Iliza Shlesinger

I grew up in a bit of a vacuum. And as a kid, you see 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' and you're like,…

— Iliza Shlesinger

My whole life, I knew that I was going to be funny for a living.

— Iliza Shlesinger

I'm a huge sketch comedy fan, and I think my love of sketch is reflected in my stand-up in that I do…

— Iliza Shlesinger

I'm not winning any modeling awards, I'm not a Rhodes Scholar, but I genuinely feel that if you're taking time out of…

— Iliza Shlesinger

As women, and as people, we're often forced to choose between pop culture and tearing down celebrities or a show about politics.

— Iliza Shlesinger

I have the comedic chops and intelligence to raise points and discuss both sides of whatever is on our mind as a…

— Iliza Shlesinger

I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or something. It's supposed to be your dad giving your guys…

— Iliza Shlesinger

Getting to prove yourself in a room that's not your typical demo is an experience every comic should try. It makes you…

— Iliza Shlesinger

My mother always told me that you should have one room in your house where you celebrate all of your achievements. You…

— Iliza Shlesinger

I don't know what it's like to be mocked because of your skin color. I don't know what it's like to feel…

— Iliza Shlesinger

There should be an F.A.A. fine for those who bring hot food that emits odor onto the plane. You're deemed selfish, and…

— Iliza Shlesinger

I've had girls that kissed me on the cheek. People get so pumped, and so excited, they don't see you as a…

— Iliza Shlesinger