I want to stop doing anything that's not worth telling my kids about. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A Bachelor is one who never chases a woman he couldn't outrun. — Green Monk Bachelor Copy Share Image
I only workout cause looking good helps cover up my ugly personality. — Green Monk Exercise Copy Share Image
Blowjobs are the only jobs that haven't been affected by this shitty economy. — Green Monk Economy Copy Share Image
I hate when people assume I'm crazy & delusional rather than brave when I'm out fighting crime in my Superman costume. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A news paper seems more intresting when . . . The person sitting next to you is reading it... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Fact: The more rhinestones a girl has on her clothes, the easier it is for a guy to take them off. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she liked to be teased in the bedroom so, last night in bed I told her, Your new glasses… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A Relationship Should Be Between (-_-)&(-_-) NOT (-_-)&(-_-)+(-_-)(-_-)(-_-)(-_-)(-_-) — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Three Things I've Learned: Never trust a skinny chef, A fat personal trainer or Man in a wheelchair wearing dirty shoes. — Green Monk Food Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Dont wait for Mother or Fathers day to show your love and gratitude to your parents. — Green Monk Fathers Copy Share Image
I make inappropriate choices when I drink. I also make them when I'm not drinking — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Be the girl everyone wants to be with Not the girl that everyone has been with... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I think we should feel other people. ~ Blind couple while breaking up — Green Monk Blind Copy Share Image
Some women are so bored with sex, they only moan during commercial breaks ! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I carry a Knife everywhere I go. You never know when you might want to cut a cake. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I just want to punch a wall as hard as I can. I hope I miss and it hits your face. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
All these killings needs to stop. Lets just fight over internet with CAPS ON. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
There's a smudge on my computer monitor, but I think it's on your side. — Green Monk Computers Copy Share Image
April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I had to quit my job crushing soft drink cans. It was soda pressing. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That special feeling when a baby grabs your finger with their whole hand .. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head! — Green Monk Being crazy Copy Share Image
