Why do porn stars tweet pics of their kids? Factory workers don't tweet pics of their on-the-job accidents .. — Green Monk Factory workers Copy Share Image
Just saw a homeless guy buy a cup of coffee, drink it, then use the cup to beg and make his money… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
You must stop looking for a reason to call someone a fool...all you need is a mouth! — Green Monk Fool Copy Share Image
Go to a park with shades on and a hoodie, wait until someone asks you which kid is yours and say I… — Green Monk April fools day Copy Share Image
The biggest mistake to most people Listen to half of the conversation Understand the quarter Speak all the time.. — Green Monk Biggest mistake Copy Share Image
They say Dont' drink and drive . Well … Yesterday I was drinking a Juice box While riding my Tricycle . Yeah . Im a Badass !!! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When my tweet doesn't get RTed I whisper I don't care what they say. I'm in love with you & kiss the… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
