Boys , if you are going to lay down and make a baby , stand up and be a daddy — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Laughter is the second best medicine. Setting things on fire is first. — Green Monk Comedy Copy Share Image
Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you're given a second chance, it's because God thought it was funny when you screwed up the first time and He… — Green Monk Chance Copy Share Image
Every 6 seconds somewhere a woman is sexually unfulfilled. Every 5 seconds somewhere a man knows it too. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Parents, tell your kids they'll end up in hell if they become fat. Trust me, they will thank you when they grow… — Green Monk Inspiring Copy Share Image
I didn't know I would hate you this much. I gotta go out with you on vacation again. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
It's called a joke. Just read it and laugh. Don't try to analyze it and take it literally. — Green Monk Comedy Copy Share Image
If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you? . . . If my friends jumped off a cliff, it would be… — Green Monk Friendship Copy Share Image
My teacher said I had a self sabotaging personality when I showed up drunk for traffic school. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
No I dont drink alcohol. Why put something in my body that's so potent it can convince a girl to sleep with… — Green Monk Alcohol Copy Share Image
I can save the world…easy breezy…but nobody is brave enough to put me in charge… — Green Monk Brave Copy Share Image
While you're ignoring her, someone else is begging for her attention. — Green Monk Attention Copy Share Image
If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns, remember: go for the juggler! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The heaviest burden of life is… . . . . . . . . . An Empty Pocket — Green Monk Burden Copy Share Image
People who leave voicemails are the worst fucking scumbags on earth. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A Man's penis is so polite. It stands up so girls have a place to sit down. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Your not completely worthless you can be used as a bad example! — Green Monk Bad example Copy Share Image
Never be in a relationship if you still have a single person's mentality — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The Most Dramatic Excuse By A GirL Sorry , I can't go , I fractured an eyelash . — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My wife is a Bisexual. I have to Buy her things, for her to become Sexual… — Green Monk Bisexual Copy Share Image
Guys, I had nothing to live for, but then I got a discount on my Cellphone bill. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
