A baby just posted a picture of its mothers breast and labeled it as food porn. — Green Monk Baby Copy Share Image
I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it. — Green Monk Becoming a doctor Copy Share Image
If all else fails, get in bed at 8:00pm and watch a bunch of shit on tv. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The first woman who decided that tights are pants should get the Nobel Peace Prize. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Desire Copy Share Image
Everything is made in China... Except babies... They're made in the VaChina... — Green Monk Babies Copy Share Image
We all make mistakes. What makes me different is that I cry after every single one of them. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The girls we want are so hard to get, but the ones we don't want are so hard to get rid of. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
This time of year is tough on many people. Help'em out by shouting SHUT UP as often as possible. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've read that women love to have whipped cream licked off their breasts, but since my girlfriend has silicone implants, I use… — Green Monk Boobs Copy Share Image
Don't be with someone, because it's easy. Be with someone, because you love them, even if it's difficult! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My sincere apologies to those, I havent offended yet. Sorry you feel so left out, promise Ill get to you soon. — Green Monk Apologies Copy Share Image
What a mess! I can't believe I mixed up my Valentine cards. Now my girlfriend thinks I love her AND my wife… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A real man ends a relationship before he starts searching for another one. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I'm so handsome that every time I shop, the cashiers check me out! — Green Monk Cashiers Copy Share Image
When someone let you go first and said, ladies first, say bitches follow — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Trust is something that you have in a condom when the partner is not your spouse — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Set Your Goals High Enough To Inspire You And Low Enough To Encourage You — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Don't solve all your problems today. Be sure to avoid or ignore them later! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I could lose so much weight if I just switched to red wine from eight beers. — Green Monk Beers Copy Share Image
People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their keys. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I want my tombstone to read YOU ARE HERE with a red arrow pointing down. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they seemed — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Pay attention, I'm only going to show you this once! ~ suicide bomber teacher. — Green Monk Attention Copy Share Image
Lets play post office¦ Lick You, stick you, and send you on your way... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
LOVE is not a feeling. Love is an action. Love is a choice. — Green Monk Action love Copy Share Image
