Nah, we're cool! Just make sure you remind me how awesome I am 3 times a day. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Some, given the scepter of responsibility, confuse it with the club of authority. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I went to an emotional wedding last week. Even the cake was in tiers! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
To those who know and love me I wish you well. All the rest may go to hell — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Be Careful With What You Say To A G!rl. One Rude Comment That You Think Is No Big Deal Can Ruin Her… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Stop, look, listen Great advice not only for crossing the road, but also when you're mid-wink and suspect your wife is home. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Why do we spend so much money on clothes when the best moments of our life are spent without them? — Green Monk Fashion Copy Share Image
A woman can humiliate any man by simply saying . . Hold my purse. in Day & Is It In ? At Night — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Everyone makes mistakes but only ur girlfriends, wife & boss have the gifted talent of finding, remembering and reminding it to you.. — Green Monk Failure Copy Share Image
If cough medicine isn't meant to be abused, it should come with a table spoon, not a glass for taking shots. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Have patience with all things, but, first of all with yourself. And then murder the asshole, Retweeting your Twitter Crush. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If you're a dude wearing a scarf, I'm just going to assume you're keeping your neck muscles warm to suck many dicks. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Lying about my age is easier now that I sometimes forget what it is. — Green Monk Age Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to talk quieter , To see who's really listening .. ¥ — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A simple Good morning, beautiful text could make any girl smile for the whole day. — Green Monk Affection Copy Share Image
I wish we could ctrl...alt...delete parts of life we don't particularly like. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I just realized that our fears are bigger than our dreams. — Green Monk Bigger dreams Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
How to get Laid: Lay in bed. Wait two hours. Lay becomes past tense! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Once upon a time you held the world in your hands... then I left. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My dad is the boss. . .until Grandma comes over. Then hes just one of us — Green Monk Boss Copy Share Image
