Everything was going well for them... and BAM! they got married.. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Women, you may as well go for the younger man -- they never mature anyway! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Ladies: guys wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I had a wet dream about you last night. I dreamt you got hit by a bus and pissed myself laughing... — Green Monk Dream Copy Share Image
Truth is my garden, Honesty is my beauty, Smile is my weapon against every difficulty. — Green Monk Beauty Copy Share Image
There aren't even enough stars in the sky, water drops in an ocean, or people in the world that could represent how… — Green Monk Astronomy Copy Share Image
Dear circle, Do you ever wake up in the morning and realize your life is pointless? Sincerely, square. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
For the third time this week, I saw my girlfriend with another man. To be fair, we've never met and she doesn't… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I thought I was going crazy. So I went to a therapist. After half an hour, he paid me to leave. I… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I can tell any girl's future by just touching and feeling her butts... . . . This divine knowledge is known as Ass-trology. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I just faced the ultimate rejection. I was masturbating and my hand fell asleep. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My girlfriend isn't very punctual. She's been late on her period for 6 months now. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A REAL man can get closer to a girl's heart , without unbuttoning her shirt — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Follow your dreams ...except that one where you're naked in Neighbor's room! — Green Monk Dream Copy Share Image
When I was younger I had everything handed to me on a plate... Soup was a nightmare — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I will forgive, but I won't forget.. I hope you know, you've lost my respect. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If money is the root of all evil, I must be a saint because I never have any money — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men. — Green Monk Blind Copy Share Image
Running away from any problem only increases the distance from a solution. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The secret of our marriage is chemistry. She's on Valium and I'm on Prozac — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
People Spend Time For Earning Money & And Same Money Is Spent For Spending Time. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Appreciate Somebody When You With Them , Not When Their With Somebody NEW — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You've got to give it to people who wear crocs. Their dedication to dying alone is amazing. — Green Monk Dying alone Copy Share Image
