Best Garrison Keillor Quotations
- ... I never was one to get upset about a few scratches on a motor vehicle, it is meant to be used, not saved. Few
- When you're a little kid, your heart is open and tender and a harsh word can go straight in and become part of your life. Become Part
- This is Democratic bedrock: we don't let people lie in the ditch and drive past and pretend not to see them dying. Here on the… All
- The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians… Backed
- We writers don't really think about whether what we write is good or not. It's too much to worry about. We just put the words… Down
- We are great mysteries. No matter what we imagine we may know, even for all the facts we might gather, we don't know each other.… All
- I am a cheerful man, even in the dark, and it's all thanks to a good Lutheran mother. . . . Mother was well composed,… All
- On investments, 1998: Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premises. If I open a cupboard and see, say,… Bag
- A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people. Cruise
- There's so many people who move around our country and lose track of their own ancestry. It's nice to know where you come from. Ancestry
- It?s a beautiful descent in a 737, into the Bitterroot Valley, following the Clark Fork River, on a perfect golden autumn day . Autumn
- I hiked around town, the air sweet and dry, and was sort of overwhelmed by the perfection of it -- the old courthouse, the train… Air
- An interesting thing about New York City is that the subways run through the sewers. Cities
- Don't worry about the past and don't try to solve the future. Future
- The mass of men lead lives of shallow happiness; the superior man exults in his gloom. Exults
- There's no mastery to be had. You love the attempt. You don't master a story any more than you master a river. You feel lucky… Any
- The majority of people who keel over dead at concerts are killed by a long trumpet passage. Concerts
- Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Forgive
- A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. All
- Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. All
- God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. Actor
- Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what… Averting
- Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for… Chance
- Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be… Adversity
- The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers,… Antlers
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