"The majority of people who keel over dead……" — Garrison Keillor
"The majority of people who keel over dead at concerts are killed by a long trumpet passage."
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157 Quotes by Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor has 157 quotes on this site.
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I don't want them to be told to remember me.
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That's what I am, Frank thought, an ordinary genius. He had unlocked the secret of radio. The sport of the…
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You learn this great lesson of life: it's not about me. It's just not. The matter of talent-which seemed so…
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Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers.
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More Concerts Quotes
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one of 546 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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A punk concert isn't fun without a pit.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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Despite a large body of work in films, TV, theatre and concerts, I am viewed by many as a Jewish…
— Theodore Bikel
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I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to…
— Mary J. Blige
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Some years ago I gave a concert in the mountains with snow all around, and that was much colder.
— Andrea Bocelli
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For me, the most enjoyable type of singing is opera. It allows you to move, to wear a costume... to…
— Andrea Bocelli
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I have been working for Africans since I was 18, when I got involved with the Nelson Mandela concerts. I…
— Bono
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I do quite a lot of flying in my concerts.
— Sarah Brightman
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As far as those kinds of things, I also played at the concert to call for the release of Nelson…
— Jackson Browne
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Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That translates into pacing a story,…
— Jimmy Buffett
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I've rarely seen video screens used well in a music concert.
— David Byrne
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You create a community with music, not just at concerts but by talking about it with your friends.
— David Byrne
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I once won a second prize in a history concert. My parents came to the ceremony. Somebody else had won…
— Amy Chua
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