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- Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.
- Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, theyre tasty and expeditious! Theyre made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs…
- Bravery and adventure! That's the ticket! Don't sit and gather moss. Get up, get out, do what you dream of doing, and if it doesn't…
- We have nearly complete misunderstanding between people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon, and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.…
- I talk in subjects and verbs, and sort of wind around in concentric circles until I get far enough away from the beginning so that…
- God plays a lot of jokes on us to get our attention.
- ... I never was one to get upset about a few scratches on a motor vehicle, it is meant to be used, not saved.
- This is Democratic bedrock: we don't let people lie in the ditch and drive past and pretend not to see them dying. Here on the…
- We writers don't really think about whether what we write is good or not. It's too much to worry about. We just put the words…
- On investments, 1998: Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premises. If I open a cupboard and see, say,…
- A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get…
- The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.
- You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.
- Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate…
- Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.
- A person cannot coast along in old destructive habits year after year and accept whatever comes along. A person must stand up on her own…
- It's important for survival that children have their own experiences, the kind they learn from. The kind their parents arrange for are not as useful.…
- You're such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog.
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