"A cruise ship is a floating town of…" — Garrison Keillor
"A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people."
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157 Quotes by Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor has 157 quotes on this site.
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No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs.
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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have.
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Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.
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Don't tear up the page and start over again when you write a bad line-try to write your way out…
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Boys, the first drink is a boon, the second is a gamble, the third is poor judgment, and then the…
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Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way…
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I don't want them to be told to remember me.
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I thought A Prairie Home Companion would be an interesting thing to do for a summer or so. Public radio…
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That's what I am, Frank thought, an ordinary genius. He had unlocked the secret of radio. The sport of the…
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You learn this great lesson of life: it's not about me. It's just not. The matter of talent-which seemed so…
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She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city…
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Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers.
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More Cruise Quotes
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one of 181 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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When you talk about a great actor, you're not talking about Tom Cruise. His whole behavior is so shocking. It's…
— Lauren Bacall
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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
— Lynda Barry
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I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I…
— Emmanuelle Beart
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Tom Cruise, he's a lot more famous than me.
— David Beckham
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I still get excited by working with big names. You have that initial moment of, 'Oh my goodness, I'm going…
— Malin Akerman
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do…
— Adam Carolla
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I don't know many women who can relate to Sharon Stone and the kind of movies she does. I don't…
— Kim Cattrall
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I'm only two years older than Brad Pitt, but I look a lot older, which used to greatly frustrate me.…
— George Clooney
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In Alien, Sigourney Weaver's role was written for a man. In Salt, Angelina Jolie's role was written for Tom Cruise.…
— Olivia Wilde
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We send cruise missiles and then we think everything's all right or we try to bring them to trial. My…
— John McCain
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The Cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river.
— Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
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I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise…
— Natalie Portman
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