Best Gabriel Iglesias Sayings
- Big shout out to all the people who were at the Ice House in Pasadena Ca last night. I had a great time crashing the… All
- Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it easy. :P more naps less cookies. Cookies
- I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun. Fun
- LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! Baby
- I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in my hood was empty today because it. No lines, GOOOOOOOOOALLLLL! Cant
- Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! Amazon
- Got an offer to do my next special in 3D. Sounds cool but do you really want me coming into your house? Coming
- When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time. Always Dance
- I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles...they don't have one that says… Aisles
- Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a… According
- The cop gets to the window and says the same thing that they all say, right, 'Do you know why I stopped you?' It was… All
- That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there… Comedian
- Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and up and up,… Brought
- I got a brother who calls me Hollywood. Sisters kind of keep their distance. Even my mom is kind of like ahhh with me. Yeah… Able
- Honestly, you got to take care of the people that take care of you. I know that sounds like cliche, or borderline phony, but that's… Add