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• Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin
• I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every… — Ellen Barkin
• I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff. — Sandra Bullock
• A lot of what is wrong with corporate America has to do with a culture filled with antibodies trained to… — Nolan Bushnell
• I don't want you to think that I'm up late reading a stack of Spider-Man comics and eating a tray… — Nicolas Cage
• I'm very friendly or whatever, but I would hardly say that I'm that cookie-cutter. I don't live in L.A. or… — Kelly Clarkson
• I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. — Hillary Clinton
• I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies. — Jennifer Aniston
• I have an amazing mother who's a real tough cookie. She taught me not to get emotional about [sexism in… — Zoe Saldana
• And thats the way it was and thats the way the cookie crumbles — Tupac Shakur
• What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort,… — Rudy Giuliani
• Everyone tries to look a cookie-cutter kind of way, and actually the people who look different are the ones who… — Meryl Streep

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