"When I go to dance clubs, I always……" — Gabriel Iglesias
"When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time."
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Gabriel Iglesias
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65 Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias has 65 quotes on this site.
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I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.
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Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.
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I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
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