Best Frank Zappa Quotations
- I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you. Beat
- Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure? New
- My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu. Education
- My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school. All
- People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I… Fact
- Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. Apparently
- Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too. Friendship
- She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato. Bobby
- This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb. Doe
- You're baloney without the mayo. Baloney
- He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other… Animal
- While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'. Animal
- Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole? Asshole
- Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too. All
- He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin. Cause
- I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed… Eat
- Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty. Inspirational
- Studied law, but not qualified to practice it. Law
- On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low. Baritone
- With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow. Cow
- Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. Alcohol
- Tighten my headband for an extra rush. Alcohol
- Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat? Building
- King of kings, that must be Elvis. Elvis
- The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur… Alright
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