I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There… — Elayne Boosler Caring Copy Share Image
I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other. — Elayne Boosler I am thankful Copy Share Image
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself… — Elayne Boosler Curiosity Copy Share Image
I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as soon as… — Elayne Boosler Animal Copy Share Image
I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six… — Elayne Boosler Cameroon Copy Share Image
We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips are relevant… — Elayne Boosler Around the world Copy Share Image
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab.… — Elayne Boosler Black Copy Share Image
Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except… — Elayne Boosler Get involved Copy Share Image
I like to go after the foibles, basically of beliefs that are held without question. If people still want to believe in… — Elayne Boosler After Copy Share Image
Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress. — Elayne Boosler Congress Copy Share Image
I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on… — Elayne Boosler Brooklyn Copy Share Image
When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You… — Elayne Boosler Big break Copy Share Image
You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number. — Elayne Boosler Cash Copy Share Image
Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating. — Elayne Boosler Creating Copy Share Image
My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor. — Elayne Boosler Brother Copy Share Image
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat,… — Elayne Boosler Bike Copy Share Image
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. — Elayne Boosler Covered Copy Share Image
It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular… — Elayne Boosler Baton Copy Share Image
Many animal rescue organizations hit with a hard-core, heartbreaking message. Their videos and stories can become difficult for average people to watch.… — Elayne Boosler Able Copy Share Image
Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could… — Elayne Boosler Calgary Copy Share Image
Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote. — Elayne Boosler Citizens Copy Share Image
