All Dylan Moran Quotes
- There's always a host of voices you're inspired by. I love Don DeLillo, and I love Isaac Bashevis Singer, and I love Beckett, and I… Beckett
- Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to… Day
- Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think… Coat
- I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. All
- Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always… Balance
- [Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore… Adulthood
- Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope? Dare
- Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures. Comedy
- I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. Comedy
- Love in all its forms is very difficult ... to express. It changes, obviously. If you’re young, and you’re romantically in love with somebody, and… All
- Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine. Better
- I don't know what I want but I know that I want it now. Funny
- You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand. Adult
- When I was young, all the politicians looked like ancient Latin teachers or greengrocers. They were mumbly, stumbly men with their hair blowing in their… All
- I was very into New Order, Joy Division, all of that when I was younger. I had a lot of bootlegs that I saved up… All
- Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time. Caine
- I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it. Chair
- Red meat is not bad for you Bad
- One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing. Appear
- Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake. Applause