Dylan Moran Quotes

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• It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.
• Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes…
• I don't see teenagers anymore. I see... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of burning grannies. All…
• You look like a horse in a man costume
• You exaggerate your own reactions.
• Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.
• Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop
• Everybody does that now. We all take pics... you do the same with holiday photos. You record something to look back on it, even though…
• Religion is the yeast of death cakes. It is the most awful agent on a vulnerable mind. It's the refuge of alienated and lonely people.…
• I was lucky in the sense that I was never blessed with an overly reflective nature.
• When things are going well, I can't write fast enough to keep up with my mind. Writing walks, speech runs and talk flies. Other times,…
• I do think it's perfectly natural and human to want to invest belief in something. It's just a facet of who we are. What do…
• I fear we might be losing the basic human facility to be alone - and with that you throw out independent decision-making, what to trust,…
• I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can't say that I ever feel that I'm…
• I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.
• What is universal can be surprising. Over time you find the kind of stuff which has people thinking 'That is just something that occurred to…
• America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work harder…
• I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a…
• You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a wall, but if…
• The terror of failure can make you feel like a failure. So a bunch of people think you're not very good at your thing. How…

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