"I don't know what I want but I…" — Dylan Moran

"I don't know what I want but I know that I want it now."

— Dylan Moran

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121 Quotes by Dylan Moran

Dylan Moran has 121 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic…
Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop…
A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!
I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.
When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just…
You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline,…
I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I…
I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese...…

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