“killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.” — Christopher Moore Killer whales Copy Share Image
We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Where do you think this guy is leading us?' 'Probably somewhere to murder and kill us.' 'Yeah, at least one of those.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss? — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You tell soldiers what they need to hear to go to war. Bitches need a mission, not a goal.” — Christopher Moore Goals Copy Share Image
“Within twelve hours they had pulled mankind's teeth. Then the hunting began.” — Christopher Moore Hunting Copy Share Image
“Animals might put up with that smiley shit, but people will eventually kill you for it.” — Christopher Moore Animals Copy Share Image
The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named… — Christopher Moore Angel Copy Share Image
“No theory ever benefited by the application of data, Amy. Data kills theories. A theory has no better time than when it’s… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“We were seekers. You are that which is sought, Joshua. You are the source. The end is divinity, in the beginning is… — Christopher Moore Inspirational Copy Share Image
“You're the one with almost an MBA," Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash. "You should know what to do." "They… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“You see, my plan is working. For it is written that ‘if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not… — Christopher Moore Fool Copy Share Image
It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted.… — Christopher Moore Action Copy Share Image
“Everyone at the bar turned toward The Breeze and waited, as if the next few words he spoke would reveal the true… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Charlie found himself affecting the Emperor's formal speech patterns, as if somehow he had been transported to a royal court where a… — Christopher Moore Communication Copy Share Image
“That's it, said Cavuto. You're too much of a nerd to be gay. I'm contacting the committee. They'll revoke your rainbow flag… — Christopher Moore Homosexuality Copy Share Image
“I would not have Drool reading Cicero or crafting clever riddles, but under my tutelage he had become more than fair at… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I… — Christopher Moore Blue Copy Share Image
A woman’s magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he… — Christopher Moore Deeds Copy Share Image
“Of course they won't bloody remember, they'll be dead.' Then she called him a name in a dead language that translated, roughly,… — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
“Soon a whole guild of low-priced shrine keepers around Europe named their own pope - Boldface the Relatively Shameless, Discount Pope of… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“She have to go pick up prescription, so I watch Sophie for short time. And tiny bears are happy when I go… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the… — Christopher Moore Dead mother Copy Share Image
The bat was looking at Theo and Theo was having trouble following his own thoughts.The bat was wearing tiny sunglasses.Ray Bans,Theo could… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.” — Christopher Moore Belief Copy Share Image
And he was like "The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -" -Abby — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“He shuffled along with the hang-dog look of the cosmically fucked.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I can't write a book like 'Lamb' or 'Fool' every year. It just takes too much research and craft. — Christopher Moore Book Copy Share Image
“Oh, how the pillars of lust can crumble under the weight of stupidity.” — Christopher Moore Lust Copy Share Image
And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most. Which is why we destroyed the world.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Privacy is a wonderful thing. Like love, privacy is most manifest in its absence.” — Christopher Moore Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses. — Christopher Moore Circus Copy Share Image
“He had tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.” — Christopher Moore Buddhism Copy Share Image
Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You know, he doesn't have to be the only one bopped in the noggin when noggin-boppin' time rolls around.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt — Christopher Moore Guilt Copy Share Image
“Othello, you must, with fearful vigor and utmost alacrity, marry this bitch.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“She could hear wisps of fog brushing against the buildings like wet velvet.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
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