“Edle Herren, seid so freundlich und verpisst Euch.” — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“There's something out on the wing. Sir I can assure you that--Fuck, there's something out on the wing. Told you.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“So, I guess we’re going to kill this guy, she thought. Then she said, “How does Thursday look for you?” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith. — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. — Christopher Moore Entertainment Copy Share Image
“They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker. That's a whole different program. Political science, I think.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
“When your best friend is the son of God, you get tired of losing every argument.” — Christopher Moore Best friend Copy Share Image
“A general who wages war for a republic whose cause is not just would make devils of soldiers, and turn honor to… — Christopher Moore Democracy Copy Share Image
“Ydych chi'n cymryd cerdynnau credid?" said the highwayman, no doubt trying to frighten me further, his consonants chained like anal beads strung… — Christopher Moore Consonants Copy Share Image
As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
“Cuando no tienes buenos argumentos, a veces es mejor darle la vuelta a la tortilla y ponerte a preguntar tú. Lo aprendí… — Christopher Moore Amor Copy Share Image
“Abby jumped into the Prius. Lily bundled the defibrillator into her friend’s lap, then jumped in the Prius’s back door behind her.… — Christopher Moore Friendship Copy Share Image
It was an eight-harlot inn, if that's how you measure an inn. (I understand that now they measure inns in stars. We… — Christopher Moore Communication Copy Share Image
Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you… — Christopher Moore Baptists Copy Share Image
“Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination. Every time you give them a new metaphor, a mustard seed,… — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down… — Christopher Moore Bird Copy Share Image
“I will not die for a long time." Joseph tugged at his gray beard. "My beard goes white, but there's a lot… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“My name," said Mr. Fresh. "Pardon?" Charlie stopped tying himself up. "I dress in mint green because of my first name. It's… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“He slowed to a walk. As he approached her he was surprised at just how pretty she was. She looked a little… — Christopher Moore Bitter taste Copy Share Image
“Winter denial: therein lay the key to California Schadenfreude--the secret joy that the rest of the country feels at the misfortune of… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“So I'm like getting some perspective now - like when you're a kid and you think it sucks that you have to… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
The only thing that matters to me about my stories is that they're entertaining and they're funny. And I tend to get… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“...and thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis.” — Christopher Moore Frightening Copy Share Image
“When war makes commerce and commerce is law, profit rules prudence and justice is flawed.” — Christopher Moore Business Copy Share Image
“The noise was like, well, it was like a thousand vampire cats clawing on Plexiglas—it made their teeth hurt.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I want to be Moses.” “You can’t.” “Why not?” “I have the stick.” “Oh.” — Christopher Moore Moses Copy Share Image
“Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.” — Christopher Moore Death Copy Share Image
“Have you never met anyone who works in a record store? There is no greater repository of unjustified arrogance in the world.” — Christopher Moore Arrogance Copy Share Image
“How would I feel, he thought, If I woke up and she was making love to me? Why I believe that I… — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
![“[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down the aisle. A collective gasp rose from the crew as the fourteen-pound, self-basting, fresh-frozen projectile of wholesome savory goodness plowed into the soap bottles like…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f5/christopher-moore-353_bird_in-reference-to-turkey-bowling-he-tommy_3207094.jpg)
