“It's easier to keep a secret if people think you're crazy” — Christopher Moore Secret Copy Share Image
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores. — Christopher Moore Harem Copy Share Image
Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy". — Christopher Moore Blessed Copy Share Image
“It's kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the dick of death.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“did you just say 'gee whiz' to me? what am I, nine? I am a woman-” — Christopher Moore Woman Copy Share Image
“You think too much. Thinking will bring you nothing but suffering. Be simple.” — Christopher Moore Ruins Copy Share Image
Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“if there’s anything missionaries do well, it’s seek out and destroy fun).” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics? — Christopher Moore Fiction Copy Share Image
“The two had been together since they were little girls, and so loved and hated each other like sisters.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The image of a well-dressed older woman making on a goopish spoonful of artificial boon spooge was running across the lobes of… — Christopher Moore Heart Copy Share Image
She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I'm not saying I'm superior to other… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American men, and I… — Christopher Moore America Copy Share Image
“A wall is a defense of a country that values inaction. But a wall imprisons the people of a country as much… — Christopher Moore Freedom Copy Share Image
I have that special sort of novelist body of knowledge which is extraordinarily wide and very, very shallow. So I can usually… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I've sort of made a reputation by high-stepping my way out of genre. As soon as somebody says, 'He does this,' I'm… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and… — Christopher Moore Circles Copy Share Image
“I was all, "Oh, dog, Countess gonna crack open a forty of whup-ass on you now. Oh, you in the sh*t now,… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“Growl, you live in a slime lair and maintain an identity as the mysterious overlord of an undersea city, you command a… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I'll not have an exchange with an impudent fool." [Oswald] He's not impudent," said Jones [the puppet]. "With proper inspiration, the lad… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“She had a lot of nerve signing her note "Love." [...] But she did sign it that way: "Love." What did that… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
For a while he'd tried molding himself into the tragic Romantic hero, brooding and staring clench-jawed off into space as he composed… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“These dogs are not fighting." "Yes they are. Like the paintings we saw in the Louvre," said Lucien. "Gecko-Roman wrestling Father called… — Christopher Moore Animal Copy Share Image
“there comes a point where you’ll find something out, where you’ll see something, or where something will suddenly come together, and you’ll… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
![“I'll not have an exchange with an impudent fool." [Oswald] He's not impudent," said Jones [the puppet]. "With proper inspiration, the lad sports a woody as stout as a mooring pin. Ask your lady." I nodded in agreement with the puppet, for he is most wise for having a brain of sawdust. Impudent!…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f88/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_i-ll-not-have-an-exchange-with-an-impude_1919885.jpg)
![“She had a lot of nerve signing her note "Love." [...] But she did sign it that way: "Love." What did that mean? Did she mean it, or was it habit? She probably signed all of her letters with "Love." Dear Insured, We are sorry but your policy will not pay for your barium enema as it was done for…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56a/christopher-moore-353_bloodsucking-fiends_she-had-a-lot-of-nerve-signing-her-note_2986931.jpg)
