Everything in Venice is just a little bit creepy, as much as it's beautiful. — Christopher Moore Beautiful Copy Share Image
“An artist can't let madness stop him from making art, he simply has to channel it.” — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
“Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet. — Christopher Moore Demon Copy Share Image
“Evolution doesn’t really have a destination. It’s just dicking around with possibilities.” — Christopher Moore Biology Copy Share Image
“I have followed my penis into hell and returned with the story.” — Christopher Moore Hell Copy Share Image
“By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.” — Christopher Moore Aladdin Copy Share Image
An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
All of the trickster, rascal characters that I write have the voice I aspire to. In real life, you can't be that… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The next day the weather was blown out, with whitecaps frosting the entire channel across to Lanai and the coconut palms whipping… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from… — Christopher Moore Beavers Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready… — Christopher Moore Funny Copy Share Image
“So, have you seen Flood?" she asked. "Cop?" She added "cop" with a high pop on the p, like it was a… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“So I'm all, "Owned! Bee-yatch! Dog fucking owned you!" Doing a minor booty dance of ownage, perhaps, in retrospect, a bit prematurely.… — Christopher Moore Dance Copy Share Image
Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Oh, I would while away the hours, Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song, I'd be gliding all the… — Christopher Moore Flower Copy Share Image
“Religion was supposed to be a matter of faith. Gods were not supposed to jump on your desk and snarl at you.… — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
“but even with the gift of tongues, I’m having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme… — Christopher Moore Dead mother Copy Share Image
“So know this, little one. Whether you are the Messiah, or you become a rabbi, or even if you are nothing more… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Rachel could not believe what she was hearing. Accepting that her magic worked was a huge step, yet she was speaking to… — Christopher Moore Fitness Copy Share Image
“Everyone thinks that it was the big strong caveman who got the girl, and for the most part, that may have been… — Christopher Moore Caveman Copy Share Image
Winter near the shore is cold. The wind kicks up a salty mist and elephant seals come to shore to trumpet and… — Christopher Moore Birth Copy Share Image
“All men are evil, that’s what I was talking to my father about. What did he say? Fuck ‘em. Really? Yeah. At… — Christopher Moore Commandments Copy Share Image
“Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho"… — Christopher Moore Rapper Copy Share Image
“there was a flash, a ding, and everything got dark and gooey.” — Christopher Moore Dark Copy Share Image
Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live. — Christopher Moore Death Copy Share Image
