Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack. — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks. — Alcee Hastings Copy Share Image
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. Ill take an angry moose any day. — Don Kardong Copy Share Image
I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose? — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark... — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In Canada, you can't even have a barbecue in your backyard without being attacked by a moose or even a grizzly bear.… — Kurt Angle Copy Share Image
You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?" "I've a knife in… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
“In theory, when yoou're done with training, you should be able ot kick a hole in a wall or eknock out a… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Yes, during the pilot, they gave me a little toy from the shop. It's like three little moose in a boat, paddling.… — Caroline Dhavernas Copy Share Image
I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
If you have never taken the train across Canada, you really should put it on your life list... Meanwhile, I get to… — Elizabeth May Copy Share Image
“Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth” — Rolf Peterson Copy Share Image
“Anyone can shoot a moose that's just standing there. If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your… — Jass Richards Copy Share Image
Canada is lacking two things. It's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes [...] The second thing… — Kurt Angle Copy Share Image
We had a cabin in the mountains - and I remember, one year around this time, a moose came down the river,… — Annaleigh Ashford Copy Share Image
“Remember this, for it is as true and true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The… — Ina May Gaskin Copy Share Image
If you aren't a fisher you'll see many things, but the river, except where it is ridden by waterfowl or waded by… — Paul Schullery Copy Share Image
Let's go. We're supposed to rendezvous with the Captain at the lake. Oh, and try to keep the noise down. You sound… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“Once there was a moose, a very poor, thin, lonely moose who lived on a rocky hill where only bitter leaves grew… — Annie Proulx Copy Share Image
“They were way more interested in learning the alphabet or whatever than they were in learning how to rip a moose in… — Bratniss Everclean Copy Share Image
A lot of my friends growing up were hunters, but I spent all my time on the ice hurting actual humans playing… — Kevin Durand Copy Share Image
If the Americans, in addition to the eagle and the Stars and Stripes and the more unofficial symbols of bison, moose and… — Johan Huizinga Copy Share Image
“You don’t want to hurt Cameron’s car, now do you? She didn’t mean to hit you.” As she spoke to the huge… — Marie Force Copy Share Image
“When he says "Skins or blankets?" it will take you a moment to realized that he's asking which you want to sleep… — Pam Houston Copy Share Image
The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. — Don Kardong Copy Share Image