“But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age." "I thought you liked redheads." "I do. What's your… — Christopher Moore Comedy Copy Share Image
One of them hissed-not the hiss of a cat, a long, steady tone-more like the hiss of air escaping the rubber raft… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I'm not nearly as outrageously brave as many of my rascals that I write. But I think the rascal spirit must reside… — Christopher Moore Brave Copy Share Image
“There's no scientific basis for zombieism -- except for some experiments in the Caribbean with blowfish toxins that put people in a… — Christopher Moore Near death Copy Share Image
“Henri was giggling now, barely able to contain himself. "So I'm to shovel coal into my shoes hoping no one notices, while… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the ability to imagine dangers,… — Christopher Moore Ability Copy Share Image
“(Samson is talking to a bum on the street.) "A guy stops near here every morning with a truck-picks up guys to… — Christopher Moore Every morning Copy Share Image
“You see," I explained to Joshua, "what Joy is doing is ironic, yet that's not her intent. That's the difference between irony… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Pervy and redundant, don't you think?" I asked the big gay cop, who wouldn't know a va-jay-jay if it bounced up to… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“He really wanted to remain angry, but somehow he had come to believe that women were wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures who… — Christopher Moore Respect Copy Share Image
“In fact, amid all the musical laments over not having a heart, a brain, or the nerve, did anyone notice that they… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Drool has sprouted an erection. Let’s ask him what he’s thinking about. Had his way with a knotted oak on the way… — Christopher Moore Trees Copy Share Image
Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I think this is a bodhi tree,” I said, “just like Buddha sat under! It’s so exciting. I’m feeling sort of enlightened… — Christopher Moore Trees Copy Share Image
“It’s sarcasm, Josh.” “Sarcasm?” “It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“They are the fallen gods. The new gods are producers, creators, doers. The new gods are the chinless techno-children who would rather… — Christopher Moore Gods Copy Share Image
“ 'Paint only what you see,' his hero Millet had admonished. 'Imagination is a burden to a painter,' Auguste Renoir had told… — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
It was watching Madeline Alby eat cheese with every ounce of her being, like it was the first and best time, that… — Christopher Moore Best time Copy Share Image
No theory ever benefited by the application of data, Amy. Data kills theories. A theory has no better time than when it's… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The Colorman slid off the morgue slab to the cold floor. Bullets pooped from his wounds and plopped on the stone as… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“WARNING This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity… — Christopher Moore Fools Copy Share Image
“Nate had been born and raised in British Columbia, and Canadians hate, above all things, to offend. It was part of the… — Christopher Moore Born and raised Copy Share Image
I kind of dislike 'For Whom the Bell Tolls,' but most of Hemingway in general, mainly because his stylistic shenanigans ruined so… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
As far as visual artists, I find inspiration in Henri Rousseau, who painted amazing, dream-like junglescapes without ever leaving France, and who… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Alive," Kimi interrupted. "I get you out of typhoon alive and you just yell and say bad things. I quit. You get… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing… — Christopher Moore Bad mood Copy Share Image
“They were both lean and blond and weather-beaten, and one evening, as they were portaging gear from their respective Zodiacs, Libby unzipped… — Christopher Moore Courtship Copy Share Image
The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it… — Christopher Moore Comedy Copy Share Image
“ Christmas Amnesty. You can fall out of contact with a friend, fail to return calls, ignore e-mails, avoid eye contact at… — Christopher Moore Amnesty Copy Share Image
Like last year I took Advance Foods class (which is like cooking for nerds) after lunch, and so I usually took a… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“When it appeared that even the most passive-aggressive attempts would not work, Charlie resorted to the ultimate Beta Male Attack, which was… — Christopher Moore Passive aggressive Copy Share Image
