“(I bring food and drink to the guards when they are on post during feasts. I believe it is written in the… — Christopher Moore Feasts Copy Share Image
... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I just finished a novel called 'Exult,' by Joe Quirk, last night. It's about hang gliding. I liked his first book, too,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“It had been less than an hour since the cops led Abby away and already he missed her like a severed limb.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“It is accepted science that God himself gave the French the gift of their cuisine, and while he was downstairs, cursed the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I don't know. I don't really have a plan. I don't even know if she's lucid. I've been on autopilot since I… — Christopher Moore Autopilot Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and… — Christopher Moore Artist Copy Share Image
“once brought a frog home, hoping to keep him as a pet. Not a large frog, a one-handed frog, quiet and well… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Mankind, I suppose, is designed to run on - to be motivated by - temptation. If progress is a virtue then this… — Christopher Moore Adam and eve Copy Share Image
“An embrace from him left scratches on my back that sometimes wept blood, yet my brothers and I fought to be the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly,… — Christopher Moore Agendas Copy Share Image
Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want. Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You're right [Joshua], I have taught you nothing. I could teach you nothing. Everything that you needed to know was already there.… — Christopher Moore Buddhism Copy Share Image
“What are you working on?" Elizabeth asked. Nate could hear her tapping a pencil on her desk. She took notes during their… — Christopher Moore Conversations Copy Share Image
“Clair put down her knife and pickle, then wiped her hands. As she came toward Clay she pulled a large bobby pin… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Joseph had regained his composure by now. Evidently, once you accept that your wife slept with God, extraordinary events seem sort of… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“bet he was myrrh,” said Josh. “Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me. My mother told… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“No." Tommy turned and headed toward the door. As he reached it he turned and said, "I'm not fucked." The Sartre reader… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
“It was the sound of a thousand hungry children crying, ten thousand widows tearing their hair over their husband's graves, a chorus… — Christopher Moore Children Copy Share Image
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in… — Christopher Moore Challenges Copy Share Image
Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Jealousy makes you feel bad, but God is jealous, so it must be good. Yet when a dog licks its balls it… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Josh: "What is this thing?" Gasper: "It's a Yeti. An abominable snowman." Biff: "This is what happens when you fuck a sheep?"… — Christopher Moore Yeti Copy Share Image
“A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“She was twentysix and pretty in a way that made men want to tuck her into flannel sheets and kiss her on… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Charlie noted that more and more lately, he had a hard time resisting the urge to fuck with people, especially when they… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I am convinced by the events of the last few weeks that nefarious forces of people--unidentified but no less real--are threatening life… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond is brilliant as James Jones.” — Christopher Moore Fiction Copy Share Image
“(He reasoned: A well-formed bottom hanging in space is just a well-formed bottom, but you hook up a well-formed bottom to a… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. [...] The children… — Christopher Moore Angel Copy Share Image
Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Lucien, women are wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures, who should be treated not only with respect but with reverence, perhaps even awe.… — Christopher Moore Artists Copy Share Image
“Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore and even a great stumbling dolt like yourself shall sail… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Charlie Asher: I accidently shagged a monk last night. Minty Fresh: Sometimes, in times of crisis, that shit cannot be avoided.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Love? Sodding, bloody, tossing, bloody, sodding, bloody love? Irrelevant, superfluous, bloody, ruddy, rotten, sodding love? What ho? Wherefore? What the f*ck? Love?” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Latin, Greek, and English, plus a smattering of Italian and fucking French.” “Fucking French, you say? Well . . .” “Oui,” said I, in… — Christopher Moore Latin Copy Share Image
Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I… — Christopher Moore Diogenes Copy Share Image
When I teach seminars, I tell people, Your stuff has to look like something thats out there, because otherwise nobody will take… — Christopher Moore Chance Copy Share Image
![“You're right [Joshua], I have taught you nothing. I could teach you nothing. Everything that you needed to know was already there. You simply needed the word for it. Some need Kali and Shiva to destroy the world so they may see past the illusion to divinity in them, others need Krishna to drive…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/690/christopher-moore-353_buddhism_you-re-right-joshua-i-have-taught-you-no_314308.jpg)
![“The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. [...] The children need heroes, he says. I think he just wants to swing from buildings in tight red jammies.” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db9/christopher-moore-353_angel_the-angel-has-confided-in-me-that-he-is_2372029.png)
