“Praying is talking to God. Meditating is listening.” — Christopher Moore Communication Copy Share Image
...she is too beautiful, I think, to not be inherently evil. — Christopher Moore Beautiful Copy Share Image
“The measure of a man's power is the depth of his mercy.” — Christopher Moore Compassion Copy Share Image
“Torah! Torah! Torah!" - THE WAR CRY OF THE KAMIKAZE RABBIS.” — Christopher Moore Kamikaze Copy Share Image
“pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity;” — Christopher Moore Eternity Copy Share Image
So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
The reason I wrote 'You Suck' was that I so enjoyed spending time with Tommy and Jody. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“His words were: hello, good-bye, yes, no, please, thank you, okay, sorry, and suck my dick. He” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“*Okay, you make eating hos sound pretty. talk poetry to me, writer boy.*” — Christopher Moore Poetry Copy Share Image
“Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.” — Christopher Moore Anus Copy Share Image
“Leathery bar girls worked the charter booths at the harbor, smoking Basic 100s and talking in voices that sounded like 151 rum… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“[Author's Notes] As I write this, September 2002, much about the humpback song is still unknown. (Although scientists do know that it… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going… — Christopher Moore Brother Copy Share Image
“We've been rehearsing a classic from antiquity, Green Eggs and Hamlet , the story of a young prince of Denmark who goes… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Well, it is written, two out of three ain’t bad.” “Where is that written?” “Dalmatians 9:7, I think—doesn’t matter, no one else… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“People thought I was one of those people who beats their kid in department stores.” “Don’t be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the… — Christopher Moore Parenting Copy Share Image
“But Nestlé’s Crunch is a fine choice,” said Sam, trying to buy time, and keep the guy from going off on him.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
As a teacher of fourth-graders in a public school, where corporal punishement was not allowed, she had years of violence stored up… — Christopher Moore Children Copy Share Image
“I'm beginning to wonder," said Kent, sitting down now on an overturned wooden tub. "Who do I serve? Why am I here?"… — Christopher Moore Ethics Copy Share Image
“From the slope of Haleakala, the Old Broad watched the activity in the channel with a two-hundred-power celestial telescope and a pair… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Little-boy love...the cleanest pain I've ever known. Love without desire, conditions, or limits - a pure and radiant glow in the heart… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Does the work get easier once you know what you are doing?" "Your lungs grow thick with stone dust and your eyes… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“At the pet store he picked out two painted turtles, each about as big around as a mayonnaise-jar lid. He bought them… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“So, like, the master needed a hand, if you know what I mean, so I was like, "Oh chill, it's a stress… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The City of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge, shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency… — Christopher Moore Bay area Copy Share Image
“Does a broken heart know from a different location?” — Christopher Moore Heartbreak Copy Share Image
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