Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination. — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
“I know you're busy dating actresses and psychopaths.” — Christopher Moore Actresses Copy Share Image
“Scratch a cynic and you will find a disappointed romantic.” — Christopher Moore Cynic Copy Share Image
All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Your puny worm god weapons are useless against my superior Christmas Kung Fu.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I so adored her when she let her warrior queen armor fall, and came, silly and giggling, into my arms.” — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
“Fine, as the tailor said to the broke and naked knight, suit yourself.” — Christopher Moore Fashion Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't go to yoga with you because I'm not bendy, not because I'm not spiritual.” — Christopher Moore Spiritual Copy Share Image
“I love you, Lucien, but I am a muse, you are an artist, I am not here to make you comfortable.” — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
“down bummer," Charlie said. "just chill." he didn't know if chill was an official dog command, but it should be.” — Christopher Moore Animal Copy Share Image
“Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.” — Christopher Moore General public Copy Share Image
“She looked like she was being towed through the store by two submarines,” said Simon. “Major hooters,” said Troy Lee. “Major-league hooters.”… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I think beta males on an evolutionary basis are much more successful than the alpha males are. You don't hear much about… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and… — Christopher Moore Grammar Copy Share Image
“[Acknowledgments] I recommend them all for further reading, but when you're finished, you may have to read several of my books and… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
It's hard for me, a Jew, to stay in the moment. Without the past, where is the guilt? And without the future,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“True, I am drunk, and small, and damp, but mistake not my moistness for weakness, although there's an argument to be made… — Christopher Moore Drunk Copy Share Image
“It was a machine-gun orgasm, dark chocolate, spring water in the desert, a hallelujah chorus and the cavelry coming to the rescue… — Christopher Moore Dark chocolate Copy Share Image
“Given the choice between grabbing a strange tongue and watching a monster poop into a giant snail shell, the face retreats and… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Inspector, there's no smoking allowed in here," said a uniformed officer who had been called to the scene. Cavuto waved to the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Careful crossing the street," Tommy called back to her as he crossed. [Jody is drunk] "Ha!" Jody said. "I am a finely… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“He, Jeff, and Troy Lee carried Super Soakers loaded with Grandma Lee's Vampire Cat Remedy, other Animals had garden sprayers slung on… — Christopher Moore Amendment Copy Share Image
“Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The hip-hop guy nodded curtly, like he knew that, and despite appearances to the contrary, he had not been trippin', but had,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Lash had been explaining to her that it's impolite to refer to an African American as a nigga, unless one was another… — Christopher Moore African american Copy Share Image
“Tommy, I'm going to tell you something I've never told anyone before. If you repeat it, I'll deny I said it. Five… — Christopher Moore Bird Copy Share Image
Regardless of its purpose, the humpback-whale song is the most complex piece of nonhuman composition on earth. Whether it's art, prayer, or… — Christopher Moore Amazing things Copy Share Image
![“[Acknowledgments] I recommend them all for further reading, but when you're finished, you may have to read several of my books and watch a lot of TV just to get stupid enough to function in the modern world again.” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b2/christopher-moore-353_books_acknowledgments-i-recommend-them-all-for_2779082.png)
![“Inspector, there's no smoking allowed in here," said a uniformed officer who had been called to the scene. Cavuto waved to the drawers [at the morgue]. "Do you think they mind?" The officer shook his head. "No, sir." Cavuto blew a stream of smoke at Gilbert [a dead guy]. "And him, do you think he…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d29/christopher-moore-353_bloodsucking-fiends_inspector-there-s-no-smoking-allowed-in_757345.png)
![“Careful crossing the street," Tommy called back to her as he crossed. [Jody is drunk] "Ha!" Jody said. "I am a finely tuned predator. I am a superbeing. I --" And at that point she bounced her forehead off a light pole with a dull twang and was suddenly lying on her back, looking at the…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29d/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_careful-crossing-the-street-tommy-called_2012882.jpg)
