It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“no somos más que políticos: vociferantes putas de la retórica.” — Christopher Moore Amor Copy Share Image
“Nothing fucks up a religion like an intervention from a real God.” — Christopher Moore God Copy Share Image
I don't read reviews if I know in advance they're negative, because I can't have my confidence undermined when I'm writing. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Sophie marched away in rhythm to her new chant, "not in the butt - not in the butt - not in the… — Christopher Moore Heart Copy Share Image
Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Okey dokey, fire up the blender, let's make a furry-flurry smoothie out of that squirrel!” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The three jewels of Tao: compassion, moderation, and humility. Balthasar said compassion leads to courage, moderation leads to generosity, and humility leads… — Christopher Moore Compassion Copy Share Image
“come up here if you have a vision or if you are in trouble.” Pokey grabbed a bag from the floor of… — Christopher Moore Dreams Copy Share Image
I wanted a trumpet concerto that reflected Native American music because, well, there aren't any. I looked around for one but couldn't… — Christopher Moore American music Copy Share Image
“But I have known many women--many women indeed, and it is in their nature to confound us, Othello. They are all by… — Christopher Moore Feminism Copy Share Image
“How would I feel if I woke up and she told me that we had done it while I slept? I’d be… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
When you go on book tour, you're always talking about yourself and your book from the time you get up in the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if… — Christopher Moore Happier Copy Share Image
San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and light, often overlapping each other. It's a… — Christopher Moore Beautiful Copy Share Image
“Fine, fuck it," Clay said, tossing the plate into the yard. The chicken parts bounced nicely, breading themselves with a light coating… — Christopher Moore Cell phone Copy Share Image
“I said,” said Lear, “most pernicious monstress, perfect in her perfidy!” Kent mimed a set of generous bosoms on himself and raised… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“He preferred to not think of his mother as having hips. He preferred to not think of her as a woman at… — Christopher Moore Living things Copy Share Image
“No, inaction. Contemplation. Steadiness. Conservatism. A wall is the defense of a country that values inaction. But a wall imprisons the people… — Christopher Moore Inaction Copy Share Image
“Creep we did, until we were just outside the halo of firelight. Three bent-backed hags were walking a slow circle around a… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“[...] Y'know, the Duchess Regan is living here at the tower now? I took your advice about not talking about her boffnacity… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“Before we knew it a year had passed, then two more, and we were celebrating the passage of Joshua’s seventeenth birthday in… — Christopher Moore Birthday Copy Share Image
“Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day, and although there were some high and low points, I… — Christopher Moore Holy ghost Copy Share Image
![“[...] Y'know, the Duchess Regan is living here at the tower now? I took your advice about not talking about her boffnacity [footnote], even with the duke dead and all, can't be too careful. Although, I caught sight of her in a dressing gown one day she was up on the parapet outside her solar. Fine…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4d/christopher-moore-353_christopher-moore_y-know-the-duchess-regan-is-living-here_1361839.jpg)
