“He tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Truth Copy Share Image
“in the blink of an eye my beauty becomes but a feast for worms, and I, a forgotten sigh in a sea… — Christopher Moore Beauty Copy Share Image
“It’s as if Joshua springs forth full grown from the head of Zeus. (Okay, bad metaphor, but you know what I mean.)” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I'm painting moments. Unrepeatable, singular moments of light.” — Christopher Moore Artist Copy Share Image
You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other. — Christopher Moore Christmas Copy Share Image
“I don’t remember any snow in all of the Torah. The Lord probably doesn’t even go to places where it snows.” — Christopher Moore Snow Copy Share Image
“I am not inclined to use hip-hop vernacular often, but there are times when, like French, it just better expresses the sentiment… — Christopher Moore Rapper Copy Share Image
“[Abby to Tommy and Jody who are hugging] So I'm like, "Cold-faced killers on the clock, bitches, we don't have time for… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The sofa was lumpy enough to have had a body sewed into it; stuffing spilled out of the arms where the victim… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information." "Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“You want broccoli?" asked Mrs. Korjev. "Is there orange broccoli?" Sophie asked. "Green broccoli is good for you, make you strong, like… — Christopher Moore Food Copy Share Image
“She gave him the wide, green-eyed expression that she would have described as I will slap you so far into next week… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“In Breeze’s business one got used to running across the skeletons in people’s closets. If Billy’s skeleton wore women’s underwear, it didn’t… — Christopher Moore Business Copy Share Image
Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and… — Christopher Moore Bells Copy Share Image
“The Greeks believe the Fates are three sisters: one is Order, who spins out the linear thread of a life from the… — Christopher Moore Fates Copy Share Image
“[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“And I’m all, “Do you want to get coffee? I have a bag of blood and ten thousand dollars in my messenger.”… — Christopher Moore Coffee Copy Share Image
Perhaps there is a reason that there is no fool piece on the chessboard. What action, a fool? What strategy, a fool?… — Christopher Moore Action Copy Share Image
“With influence comes power, with power, abuse. Jakan was only the son of a Pharisee. He was only two years older than… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making… — Christopher Moore Animal Copy Share Image
Turtles hate heights. They don't even like being a few feet off the ground. It's the main reason they have resisted evolution… — Christopher Moore Boogie Copy Share Image
“Oh, and a huge Federal Building that looked like it was being molested by a giant steel pterodactyl, but evidently that was… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“She was meaning and order and light, and now that she's gone, chaos falls like a dark leaden cloud.” — Christopher Moore Chaos Copy Share Image
“Give us a call or you know, flash a searchlight in the sky with your logo on it, because we monitor everything.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism. — Christopher Moore Angry Copy Share Image
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Get in, get out, and nobody gets hurt, as Uncle Harlan always said, something he picked up in Vietnam.” — Christopher Moore Vietnam Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You've always been broken, love, it's the crux of your character.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter! — Christopher Moore Hunters Copy Share Image
“Snake eyes!" the croupier said. "Lizard dick!" Coyote shouted back. This sent me to convulsions.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a… — Christopher Moore Differences Copy Share Image
I'm not afraid of getting into a subject I don't know much about. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others. — Christopher Moore Business Copy Share Image
I love British cursing - the cadence of it, the joy in the sound of the words, and the vulgarity of it. — Christopher Moore British Copy Share Image
Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty. — Christopher Moore Action Copy Share Image
I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
![“[Abby to Tommy and Jody who are hugging] So I'm like, "Cold-faced killers on the clock, bitches, we don't have time for your bonery right now." --The Chronicles of Abby Normal” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc4/christopher-moore-353_bite-me_abby-to-tommy-and-jody-who-are-hugging-s_1275219.png)
![“[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm all "Oh, please excuse me, kind sir, let me dial down my IQ and oh, if it would please sir, may I offer you this moist, yet helpless va-jay-jay that seems to have lost its way." -The…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d9/christopher-moore-353_bite-me_i-am-a-romance-slut-and-there-s-nothing_2404580.png)
