“A hobby is labor disguising itself as leisure. It is extremely destructive to the boundaries of private life.” — Bauvard Life Copy Share Image
“A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.” — Bauvard Funny Copy Share Image
“When one's unconscious is full of vice, nothing realizes inner potential like hypocrisy.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“If you want to change the world, just change yourself. The world needs traitors.” — Bauvard Change Copy Share Image
“I just wanted the rain to come so I could help grow something. But I became a part of so much more”… — Bauvard Rain Copy Share Image
“Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax.” — Bauvard Funny Copy Share Image
“Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.” — Bauvard Joy Copy Share Image
“The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain… — Bauvard Bright ideas Copy Share Image
“Somewhere in the background of magnificence lurks the kitchen staff. But a magnificent person only forgets about his origins, never his brunch.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.” — Bauvard Funny Copy Share Image
“Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent’s past, there’s leftover booze and contraceptives.” — Bauvard Children Copy Share Image
“The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato.” — Bauvard France Copy Share Image
“One never owns a book. It sits on your shelf in a fine edition like a piece of furniture, and you are… — Bauvard Book Copy Share Image
“Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face.” — Bauvard Funny Copy Share Image
“Where does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages.” — Bauvard Love Copy Share Image
“Treat each other like human beings? But the other great apes have no class hierarchy.” — Bauvard Class Copy Share Image
“Hypocrisy is a quality found in others. I am an optimist. I believe that saying the right thing will eventually cause people… — Bauvard Right thing Copy Share Image
“I lacked the knowledge of linear perspective needed to get into the art school, so now I whitewash walls and imagine I’m… — Bauvard Art Copy Share Image
“First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.” — Bauvard Funny Copy Share Image
“One nation, under God, with consciousness – the practical man serves the highest abstraction with juggling training.” — Bauvard Fitness Copy Share Image
“It is remarkably precocious when a person accomplishes anything after the age of thirty.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Buddhism: a violent religion that has compensated for the exploding human population by causing whole species of animal vessels to go extinct.” — Bauvard Animals Copy Share Image
“Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.” — Bauvard Introducing Yourself Copy Share Image
