“I love the smell of a new book, but I prefer inhaling fresh bottles of ink and glue. They get me more… — Bauvard Book Copy Share Image
“If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
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“We need to revitalize the American spirit. People are always asking ‘What would the founding fathers do,’ but I have yet to… — Bauvard American spirit Copy Share Image
“Some people won't have kids, but I’m not going to have parents. I’m burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight.” — Bauvard Parenting Copy Share Image
“I happen to find ceilings much lovelier than the night sky myself. Sometimes I just stare at them for hours and wonder… — Bauvard Night sky Copy Share Image
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