Best Aziz Ansari Quotes
- I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field… Asian
- Others fear what the morrow may bring. I am afraid of what happened yesterday. Afraid
- After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a… Absolutely
- I'm the kind of person, if I see something, like a funny video, I want to share it. With Twitter and Tumblr you can do… Funny
- Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy. Comedian
- Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes. Enthusiasm
- I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff. Guess
- I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think I'll ever get… Amazing
- I like the brand Band of Outsiders. Their suits are cut really slim, for smaller framed gentlemen. Band
- I weirdly do consider myself an optimist about love. Consider
- I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy… Comedy
- It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing. Consistently
- London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up. Comedy
- Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession. Comedy
- The most influential thing was the two Chris Rock specials that came out when I was in high school. I was obsessed with that stuff. Came
- What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about… Able
- Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard… Anyone
- With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes. Failures
- Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and… Best
- If thou canst walk on water, thou art no better than a straw. If thou canst fly in the air, thou art no better than… Air
- Other than friends and family, my favorite things are New York and stand-up. I love doing comedy in New York - I can do way… Angeles
- With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out, book a venue,… All
- I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because… College
- Like with Parks and Recreation, it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there… Easiest
- Dude on my flight is watching Men in Black 3, watching with no sound & pretending its a Hitch sequel bout Hitch trying hookup an… Alien