Best Anthony Jeselnik Quotes
- When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she… Accident
- I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it. Ex
- I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off. Emulate
- In the second grade, I would just get bored and a joke would pop into my head and I would have to say it. It… All
- I feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves. Always Improves