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“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.”

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The things that matter most are not things.

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As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

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I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had.

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Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

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No one ever mentioned it, but thousands of men welcomed World War II as a way to escape their humdrum lives rather than a…

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Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.

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When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it

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I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me.

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An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn't know any women.

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“Natales grate numeras? (Do you count your birthdays with gratitude?)”

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May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday!

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Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,,…

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I've always taken care of myself, and I'm a non-conformist, so I don't accept the negativity that comes with birthdays.

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If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going…

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On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

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I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat.

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