People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Unless they've had some experience with it, the hospice is still a mystery to most people. Because hospice deals with death, people… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Over the years I have met a lot of important people, but no one as important as Elvis Presley. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I don't know what's coming next and neither does anyone else. It's something that we do have to face but the thing… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I found out I'd spent my whole life believing things that weren't necessarily accurate. My sisters' memories of certain events are entirely different from… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Writers are funny about reviews: when they get a good one they ignore it-- but when they get a bad review they never forget… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
No one ever mentioned it, but thousands of men welcomed World War II as a way to escape their humdrum lives rather than a… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn't know any women. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
