I found out I'd spent my whole life believing things that weren't necessarily accurate. My sisters' memories of certain events are entirely… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Sharing our depressions felt like having survived a war. The experience bonds you to the other person for life. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Becoming eighty is a matter of life or death. I chose life. It is a much better position to be in, and… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I've known Don since he came to Washington. When he first came to work for George W. Bush, he was a different… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Human beings thrive on action. Stagnation does not wear well with us. We are said to have our origins as hunter-gatherers. We… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I found out I'd spent my whole life believing things that weren't necessarily accurate. My sisters' memories of certain events are entirely different from… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Writers are funny about reviews: when they get a good one they ignore it-- but when they get a bad review they never forget… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
No one ever mentioned it, but thousands of men welcomed World War II as a way to escape their humdrum lives rather than a… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn't know any women. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
