Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I don't know whether this is the best of times or the worst of times, but I assure you it's the only… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Whether its the best of times or the worst of times, its the only time weve got. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Being in the hospice didn't work out exactly the way I had expected. By all rights, I should have finished my time… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I found out I'd spent my whole life believing things that weren't necessarily accurate. My sisters' memories of certain events are entirely different from… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Writers are funny about reviews: when they get a good one they ignore it-- but when they get a bad review they never forget… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
No one ever mentioned it, but thousands of men welcomed World War II as a way to escape their humdrum lives rather than a… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn't know any women. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
