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My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I…

— Woody Allen

Philosophy takes as her aim the state of happiness...she shows us what are real and what are only apparent evils. She strips men's minds…

— Seneca the Younger

Philosophy is such an impertinently litigious lady that a man had as good be engaged in lawsuits as have to do with her.

— Isaac Newton

I'd love to go back to school for philosophy. I love philosophy, so I'm always reading philosophy books, annoying my girlfriend with that type…

— Parker Young

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

— Socrates

It's easy to confuse a woman for a philosophy

— Zadie Smith

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.

— Groucho Marx

By all means, get married: if you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher

— Socrates

Let philosophy resolutely aim to be as scientific as possible, but let her not forget her strong kinship with literature.

— Morris Raphael Cohen

She taught you how to be a person who refuses anything but the meaningful.

— Michael Silverblatt

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.

— Judy Tenuta

The most practicable, beautiful, workable philosophy in the world won't work if you won't

— Stankyrich