Dirty Quote by Ari Shaffir

“I'm not intentionally dirty. It just kind of happens. It's not like I'm a shock comic who's looking to walk people.” quote by Ari Shaffir — Download Open image

“I'm not intentionally dirty. It just kind of happens. It's not like I'm a shock comic who's looking to walk people.”

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