The fact that I didn't believe in God was something that I just didn't consider. And then when I did, it was… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
If you like a conversational style of comedy, if you like comedy that's a little dangerous, I'm your guy. — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
Bill Burr, Freddy Soto, Joe Rogan, Tom Segura... those people influenced me a lot more than any of the older guys like… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
No one's telling Tarantino what to do. You might like it or you might not like it, but the reality is he's… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
Being Orthodox Jewish is kind of like being raised on like network sitcoms. — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
I'm a cultural Jew, I was raised with it, so I'm still into it, like gefilte fish with kugel. — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
It's not like I have campaigns, I don't want to be an activist or anything. — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
I genuinely like haggis. Everybody told me I was supposed to hate it, but I really did enjoy it. — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
I've fallen asleep at red lights before. Not like passed out, but like I've put the parking break on and reclined my… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
The biggest thing I lost when I left religion was that sense of community and the culture. It was an unexpected kind of free-falling.… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
Early on, I had a girlfriend come see me, and she was like, 'Yeah, it was good, but you were funny at a dining… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
I don't vote and I don't follow who's trying to rule us. The revolution is coming. Until then, I'll just watch 'Game of Thrones.' — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
I worked for the Comedy Store as an employee trying to become a paid regular. I had this dream of achieving a half hour… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
Very rarely are you going to see a story about a comic winning a fight. Yeah we're all degenerates in some way and we're… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
